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WordPress Page Caching Faster than Light — @WPEngine releases TachyCache

Jason · Apr 1, 2012 · 8 Comments

Dateline April 1, 2012.   Austin TX.

Today WP Engine proudly announces a new WordPress page-caching technology which actually delivers pages before the user clicks the link!

In a joint venture with CERN, WP Engine has developed a TCP/IP layer on top of a faster-than-light neutrino beam, delivering page content in negative time.  Page state and web analytics is preserved forward in time using quantum-entangled cookies.

For more details, and to see how much faster your WordPress site would be using our technology, please click this announcement and sign-up form.

Congrats to the whole team!  I knew you could do it.  At least, after you built it today, I then had known you would do it tomorrow.

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